BBQT - Chapter 1

Chapter 1

As the hot-tempered sister in the cultivation world who’d pull out a blade at the slightest disagreement, Qiu Chi was quite famous.

When faced with Qiu Chi, most people would avoid her if they could. They were all peace-loving, civilized people who didn’t want to resort to blades and weapons. It would only hurt feelings.

But this world was never short on oddballs.

Venerable Qing Yue of the Taiyi Sect, for example.

Venerable Qing Yue was actually in love with Qiu Chi?!

Oh, right. Although Qiu Chi had a bit of a temper, she had a beautiful face, so it was understandable that Venerable Qing Yue would fall for her.

But what shocked them the most was that Venerable Qing Yue had actually taken on a disciple who bore a sixty-percent resemblance to Qiu Chi!

And that disciple, not knowing any better, had gone looking for trouble with Qiu Chi, and Qing Yue had actually protected the disciple and blamed Qiu Chi!!!

Qiu Chi laughed.

The crowd looked at Qing Yue as if he were an idiot.

“Qing Yue, who are you trying to disgust?”

The onlookers thought: It’s starting, it’s starting.

“And you dare to blame me? Who the hell gave you the nerve?”

Qiu Chi drew her blade.

The onlookers grew even more excited.

“Come on, let’s have a fight. If you can beat me, I’ll spare your pathetic life!”

Everyone: Is the main event finally starting? So exciting! Thrilling!

Qing Yue’s face was grim, while the disciple behind him looked fragile and pitiful.

“Qiu Chi, must you be like this?”

“Cut the disgusting crap. You’re not fighting? Then I’ll just cut down the person who offended me!”

With a dark expression, Qing Yue drew his life-bound sword, still not giving up. “Are you sure you want to take things to the point of drawing weapons against me?”

Qing Yue’s behavior utterly disgusted Qiu Chi.

Just as she was about to raise her blade and strike, a mechanical voice suddenly sounded: 【Ding! Suitable target detected. Abuse novel heroine Qiu Chi. Binding in progress…】

Qiu Chi: What the hell?

Abuse novel heroine?

Her?

Who the fuck would dare to abuse her?

【Ding! Binding successful. Transmigration commencing. Host, please prepare yourself…】

Qiu Chi was not prepared.

All she knew was that her vision blurred, and when she opened her eyes again, she was in a different place.

Meanwhile, the crowd in the cultivation world who had gathered to watch Qiu Chi cut someone down only saw her vanish into thin air just as she was about to strike.

Of course, they wouldn’t think she had gotten scared and run away.

So, what exactly had just happened?

Qiu Chi didn’t know what had happened either.

She only knew that after being moved to a new place, a flood of unfamiliar memories was stuffed into her head.

Qiu Chi couldn’t help but curse, “Fuck, what is this situation? And what the hell are you? Where did you bring me?”

【Hello, Host. Abuse Novel System 007 at your service. Your mission is to traverse three thousand worlds as the heroine of an abuse novel. This is the first mission world. Please complete the mission diligently.】

Complete your sister!

“Su An'an, Yingying is your sister. Isn’t it your duty to donate a kidney to her?”

“Yingying is so kind and wonderful. As her older sister, how can you be so vicious and selfish?”

“A selfish, malicious woman like you is truly disgusting!”

Where the hell did this idiot come from?

Where’s my blade?

Qiu Chi looked at the man before her, who looked decent enough on the outside, and couldn’t resist throwing a punch.

She didn’t stop until the man’s face was black and blue, completely unrecognizable.

“As my fiancé, it’s only right that I beat you when I’m in a bad mood.”

“You won’t let me hit you? That makes you selfish, malicious, and disgusting.”

“Donate a kidney? How about I dig out your kidney and donate it?”

“Oh, no, wait. How could a person like you have a healthy kidney? Donating it would only harm someone else. I should just dig it out and feed it to the dogs!”

“I wonder if the dogs would even want it.”

That felt better.

She glanced down at the bruised and swollen man on the floor, then turned and walked away.

Finding a place to digest the memories the system had shoved into her head, Qiu Chi was thoroughly disgusted.

She was supposed to be Su An'an?

And be physically and emotionally abused by that scumbag from before, and still love him?

Whoever the hell wanted that role could have it.

She, Qiu Chi, would not!

The system popped up: 【The rewards for completing the mission are generous. It’s been a long time since anyone from your Xingyun Realm has ascended, right? That’s because there’s a problem with your Heavenly Dao. With a flawed Heavenly Dao, you naturally cannot ascend. As long as you complete enough missions, you can break free from the Xingyun Realm and ascend to immortality. Host, please consider it carefully.】

“What’s the use of tempting me with ascension? I’d rather never ascend in my life than suffer this bullshit!”

“Want to abuse me? Impossible, even in your next life!”

Qiu Chi discovered that although the system had made her Su An'an, her body was still her own; she just couldn’t use her cultivation.

But that was fine. She still had her fists.

If anyone dared to provoke her, one punch would be enough to show them why flowers are so red!

Her face, too, had been changed by the system into Su An'an’s.

But that wasn’t a big deal either. She wasn’t particularly concerned with her appearance, and since Su An'an was reasonably good-looking, she didn’t mind.


When Qiu Chi returned to the Su family home, her parents weren’t there.

She stayed in her room, studying the phone and computer of this world.

Just as she was getting engrossed, a flurry of chaotic footsteps sounded.

Then, her bedroom door was kicked open.

The one who kicked it was Father Su, his face dark and stormy.

Mother Su followed behind him, her face also full of accusation.

When Father Su saw Qiu Chi actually playing on the computer, his already grim face darkened further.

He strode forward, raising his arm to slap Qiu Chi across the face.

Qiu Chi expressionlessly raised a hand, grabbed Father Su’s wrist, and with a gentle twist, a crisp crack was heard, followed by a scream like a pig being slaughtered.

Releasing his hand, Qiu Chi picked up a wet wipe from the desk and meticulously cleaned her own.

Mother Su’s accusations filled her ears: “An'an, do you have any idea what you’re doing? How could you raise a hand against your father?”

“And today, you actually hit Gu Ting, just because he asked you to donate a kidney to your sister?”

“Yingying is your biological sister! What’s wrong with donating one kidney to her?”

“When did you become so cold and selfish?”

The moment Qiu Chi heard someone was after her kidney, her fists clenched.

She looked coldly at Mother Su. “You should be glad I don’t like hitting women.”

“You—you want to hit me too? I’m your mother!”

Father Su’s pig-like squeals subsided into a cold snort. “Look at how she just laid hands on me. Does she have any respect for me as her father? This is outrageous.”

“Since you’re not even willing to part with a single kidney, then get out of the Su family. I’ll pretend I never had you as a daughter.”

“I’d like to see how you, Su An'an, will survive without me, Su Zhengxing!”

Qiu Chi smiled.

A genuine smile.

“That’s just wonderful.”

Qiu Chi picked up her bag, laptop, and phone, ready to leave.

But Su Zhengxing said, “Stop. Don’t even think about taking a single thing that belongs to the Su family!”

Qiu Chi held up the laptop and phone. “You mean these?”

She then pointed to her bag and the clothes on her back. “Or these?”

“If you’re talking about these, you’re sorely mistaken. Su An'an earned the money to buy all of this herself.”

“I really couldn’t care less about your Su family’s things.”

“Also, you’d better stop thinking about my kidney. If you dare to covet it again, I’ll dig out yours!”

She, Qiu Chi, had never been a good-tempered person.

After leaving the Su residence, the system popped up again: 【Why bother? If you just follow the plot, you can ascend to immortality. Don’t you want to become an immortal?】

Qiu Chi rolled her eyes. “Shut up. Keep nagging and I’ll dismantle you.”

Qiu Chi—no, to be precise, Su An'an—really had nowhere to go.

Though both were daughters, the Su parents were exceptionally biased.

Su Yingying got whatever she wanted, a little princess cradled in the palm of their hands.

As for Su An'an, she wasn’t even qualified to pick up Su Yingying’s cast-offs.

Unless Su Yingying deigned to bestow something upon her, Su An'an couldn’t touch it, even if it was something Su Yingying had thrown away.

The reason she had a fiancé like Gu Ting was because Su Yingying had capriciously run off during the engagement banquet. To save face for both families, Su An'an had been forced to take her place.

Didn’t Su An'an have any friends?

She did, but they were all snatched away by Su Yingying.

Su An'an had a quiet and submissive personality. The few friends she’d made throughout her life had all been stolen by Su Yingying.

On the surface, Su Yingying was poised, sweet, and lovely. Everyone thought she was pure, wonderful, and kind.

So why was Su An'an still the heroine?

Because the world of an abuse novel defies logic.

Using Su An'an’s money, Qiu Chi checked into a single room at a hotel.

She then became hopelessly addicted to playing games on her phone.

Qiu Chi’s hand speed was beyond human.

She steamrolled her way through the ranks, going from Stubborn Bronze to Glorious King in a single night.

Her friend request list was flooded with messages from people begging her to carry them.

Qiu Chi accepted all the requests to be carried.

The ones looking for an in-game partner, she ignored.

Carrying was fine, but it would cost money.

After all, she was poor.

Some people just wanted to rank up, so they immediately agreed to Qiu Chi’s terms, handing over their game accounts for her to play on.

Others wanted to enjoy the thrill of being carried and also agreed to her terms.

And then there were those who wanted a free ride, who cursed Qiu Chi for being obsessed with money.

Qiu Chi formed a rebound hex and blocked everyone who cursed her.

System: 【I seem to recall sealing your cultivation?】

“I was just fiddling around.”

System: 【…】 Like hell I believe you!

Acting as a ranking machine, Qiu Chi played games for another full day.

Her crushing victories didn’t waste much time. In one day, she earned several thousand.

It wasn’t until the sky grew dark that Qiu Chi felt a tiny bit sleepy.

And, she actually felt a tiny bit hungry?

“Without cultivation, one gets weak so easily.”

After muttering a complaint, Qiu Chi grabbed her phone and prepared to go out for a bite to eat.

A Chinese restaurant.

Qiu Chi stared at the food. “Junk food with no spiritual energy. To eat or not to eat?”

The system popped up again: 【Do the mission. I can provide you with food containing spiritual energy, as long as you do the mission properly.】

“There’s always some piece of trash trying to make me suffer!”

“Give up on that idea. It’s impossible!”

“I’d rather eat this junk food with no spiritual energy than be abused!”

“Get lost! (╯°Ð”°)╯︵┴┴”

The system went silent.

Qiu Chi picked up her chopsticks and began to eat.

The junk food entered her mouth.

Wow. ⊙ω⊙

The taste was surprisingly good.

Qiu Chi quickly polished off the entire table of dishes, still wanting more.

She paid the bill and left.

Two familiar figures were walking toward her.

Qiu Chi ignored them completely.

One of them, however, called out, “Su An'an?”

Qiu Chi walked past without a glance.

You’re calling for Su An'an. What’s that got to do with me, Qiu Chi?

Seeing that Qiu Chi didn’t respond, the person quickened their pace and tried to grab her.

Qiu Chi swiftly dodged the hand, saying expressionlessly, “If you have something to say, say it. Don’t get handsy!”

“I just called you. Why didn’t you respond?”

“Oh, I’m probably deaf.”

The person was speechless. “I didn’t expect you to make deadpan jokes. What are you doing here?”

“How is Yingying doing? As her older sister, you should take good care of her…”

Qiu Chi’s fists clenched!

She slightly regretted not getting handsy herself just now.

Losing her patience, Qiu Chi simply turned and walked away.

“Hey, why are you leaving…”

Qiu Chi walked quickly, ignoring the person behind her.

Only when they were out of sight did she slow her pace.

A cold snort.

“If I didn’t dislike hitting women, she wouldn’t have gotten off so easily!”

【It’s useless. You can’t avoid these situations. Even if you kill them all, it won’t work. The world will just reset, and you’ll encounter the same situation again.】

【The only way to avoid it is to complete the plot. And you can’t let people who aren’t supposed to die, die.】

“Follow the plot? Sure. If I beat them up from the start of the plot to the end, that’s still following the plot, isn’t it?”

“Besides, I’m not the type who enjoys fighting and killing. As long as no one provokes me, then of course, it’s all good for everyone.”

“But if some blind fool comes looking for trouble, I naturally have ways to deal with them. After all, my fists aren’t just for show.”

“What do you think?”

【…】

System: I think you’re delusional, but it also seems to make a bit of sense. Help, I must be getting brainwashed!


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